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A Jackson area plastic surgeon says he wanted his billboard to be humorous. Somebody wasn’t laughing.

Ann Arbor plastic surgery’s billboard in the 700 block of Brown Street was spray painted over the weekend.

The original message on the board was “Friends don’t let friends muffin top”….

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obsessedwithdemi:

Demi Lovato - Logo TV’s ‘Trailblazers’ - Portraits - June 23 (TAGGED)

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kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(via hearing-gravity)

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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via veronicaisperfect)

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burgrs:

in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

(via hearing-gravity)

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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via hearing-gravity)

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megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs, via hearing-gravity)

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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via mamacaptor)

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askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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(Source: askfallencas-archive, via hearing-gravity)

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mintiscream asked: What's your career goal after college?


Answer:

50starsand13bars:

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lovingcaptainswan:

i—still—do:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

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(via unicornpornlol)

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